http://www.abum.com/Funny turtle - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2026Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comTue, 12 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/89979/Turtle-Thinks-it-s-a-Bird.htmlHe may look like a turtle, but that doesn't mean to say he's going to act like one, no way, instead he's going to flap his flippers and just pretend that he can lift off from the ground and soar majestically across the sky.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-89979/Turtle-Thinks-it-s-a-Bird.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89979.jpgTurtle Thinks it's a BirdHe may look like a turtle, but that doesn't mean to say he's going to act like one, no way, instead he's going to flap his flippers and just pretend that he can lift off from the ground and soar majestically across the sky.EntertainmentTurtle,Thinks,its,BirdWed, 18 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/85582/Anti-Ninja-Turtle-Propaganda.htmlIf you were wondering at what point it was that society crumbled, when the historians look back and wonder that, they'll take one look at a video like this and say "Ah! It was those evil gospel hating ninja turtles!" Now look at us, economic ruin, political failure and disenfranchisement.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85582/Anti-Ninja-Turtle-Propaganda.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85582.jpgAnti-Ninja Turtle PropagandaIf you were wondering at what point it was that society crumbled, when the historians look back and wonder that, they'll take one look at a video like this and say "Ah! It was those evil gospel hating ninja turtles!" Now look at us, economic ruin, political failure and disenfranchisement.EntertainmentAnti-Ninja,Turtle,PropagandaTue, 26 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/82984/Turtle-Bangs-Squeeze-Toy.htmlWowzers! This has to be one of the grossest things i have seen for a long while. I never realised that when a turtle gets jiggy it resembles something out of a low budget sci-fi horror movie...Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-82984/Turtle-Bangs-Squeeze-Toy.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82984.jpgTurtle Bangs Squeeze ToyWowzers! This has to be one of the grossest things i have seen for a long while. I never realised that when a turtle gets jiggy it resembles something out of a low budget sci-fi horror movie...FunnyTurtle,Bangs,Squeeze,ToyTue, 05 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/82672/Turtle-Design-Flaw.htmlNow this is a good enough reason for me to say that God didn't make the world and everything in it, because no one would have invented and animal with such a design flaw! Or maybe he just wanted a laugh? the debate goes on.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-82672/Turtle-Design-Flaw.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82672.jpgTurtle Design FlawNow this is a good enough reason for me to say that God didn't make the world and everything in it, because no one would have invented and animal with such a design flaw! Or maybe he just wanted a laugh? the debate goes on.How ToTurtle,Design,FlawTue, 28 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/82562/Ninja-Turtle-Soup-Epic-Meal-Time.htmlThe chiefs (chefs ?) of over-eating turn their hand to eating characters from fondly remembered cartoons from your childhood. It involves bacon, as you can imagine, and also the cooking and butchering of real turtles.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-82562/Ninja-Turtle-Soup-Epic-Meal-Time.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82562.jpgNinja Turtle Soup – Epic Meal TimeThe chiefs (chefs ?) of over-eating turn their hand to eating characters from fondly remembered cartoons from your childhood. It involves bacon, as you can imagine, and also the cooking and butchering of real turtles.How ToNinja,Turtle,Soup,Epic,Meal,TimeThu, 02 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/82188/Ninja-Turtle-FTW.htmlHe might not look like much, but this Florida soft shelled turtle has got lightning fast reflexes! He's obviously in preparation for the Indy 500. The only thing missing was a puff of smoke in the shape of a turtle as he ran off!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-82188/Ninja-Turtle-FTW.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82188.jpgNinja Turtle FTW!He might not look like much, but this Florida soft shelled turtle has got lightning fast reflexes! He's obviously in preparation for the Indy 500. The only thing missing was a puff of smoke in the shape of a turtle as he ran off!EntertainmentNinja,Turtle,FTWTue, 09 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/78794/Turtle-Falls-In-Love-With-Cat-FAIL.html'It's love Jim, but not as we know it!' - Someone get this turtle a copy of "He's Just Not That Into You." And quick, before he gets mistaken by this patient pussy for dinner - It just wasn't meant to be - WTF!?!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-78794/Turtle-Falls-In-Love-With-Cat-FAIL.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78794.jpgTurtle Falls In Love With Cat = FAIL!'It's love Jim, but not as we know it!' - Someone get this turtle a copy of "He's Just Not That Into You." And quick, before he gets mistaken by this patient pussy for dinner - It just wasn't meant to be - WTF!?!EntertainmentTurtle,Falls,Love,With,Cat,FAILFri, 13 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77180/Turtle-Says-Wow-While-Mating.htmlThis turtle is doing it all wrong. The female is supposed to be the one saying "Wow."Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77180/Turtle-Says-Wow-While-Mating.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77180.jpgTurtle Says "Wow" While MatingThis turtle is doing it all wrong. The female is supposed to be the one saying "Wow."FunnyTurtle,Says,Wow,While,MatingTue, 27 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/76899/Turtle-Escape-Fail.htmlClassic example for this turtle of one step forward and two steps back. Sometimes in life it isn't as easy as you think to make a clean escape!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-76899/Turtle-Escape-Fail.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76899.jpgTurtle Escape FailClassic example for this turtle of one step forward and two steps back. Sometimes in life it isn't as easy as you think to make a clean escape!FunnyTurtle,Escape,FailMon, 12 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/76627/Turtle-Falls-In-Love-With-Cat-FAIL.html'It's love Jim, but not as we know it!' - Someone get this turtle a copy of "He's Just Not That Into You." And quick, before he gets mistaken by this patient pussy for dinner - It just wasn't meant to be - WTF!?!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-76627/Turtle-Falls-In-Love-With-Cat-FAIL.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76627.jpgTurtle Falls In Love With Cat FAIL!'It's love Jim, but not as we know it!' - Someone get this turtle a copy of "He's Just Not That Into You." And quick, before he gets mistaken by this patient pussy for dinner - It just wasn't meant to be - WTF!?!FunnyTurtle,Falls,Love,With,Cat,FAILThu, 24 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/76328/Danger-Turtle-FTW.htmlOther turtles would call him reckless, maybe even suicidal, and maybe he is, but he LIVES for danger and 2 hungry crocs are definitely not going to put him off going for a dip in the water - This could be the 5th TMNT - OMFG!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-76328/Danger-Turtle-FTW.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76328.jpgDanger Turtle FTW!Other turtles would call him reckless, maybe even suicidal, and maybe he is, but he LIVES for danger and 2 hungry crocs are definitely not going to put him off going for a dip in the water - This could be the 5th TMNT - OMFG!FunnyDanger,Turtle,FTWThu, 10 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/76100/Turtle-POWER.html"He ain't heavy, he's my brother!" - Forget TMNT, they have nothing on this 100% home-grown hero whos only aim in life is to rescue maidens in distress (you can't tell with turtles?) - Someone glue a purple heart to his shell, he's earned it!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-76100/Turtle-POWER.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76100.jpgTurtle POWER!"He ain't heavy, he's my brother!" - Forget TMNT, they have nothing on this 100% home-grown hero whos only aim in life is to rescue maidens in distress (you can't tell with turtles?) - Someone glue a purple heart to his shell, he's earned it!FunnyTurtle,POWERMon, 17 May 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/75628/Dog-Rides-Turtle.htmlDawg, you're riding tall on your lowrider, but I think you could definitely pimp that ride out a little more, cos dat ting is slow as ass ma nigga!!! It definitely is a dawgs life!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-75628/Dog-Rides-Turtle.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75628.jpgDog Rides TurtleDawg, you're riding tall on your lowrider, but I think you could definitely pimp that ride out a little more, cos dat ting is slow as ass ma nigga!!! It definitely is a dawgs life!FunnyDog,Rides,TurtleWed, 14 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/75029/Turtle-With-A-Shoe-Fetish-OMG.htmlThis is the classic story of turtle meets shoe, turtle humps shoe & shoe has to put up with it! Poor innocent hiking shoe, I think I may have to report this turtle to the police for molestation! And what's with the weird noise it keeps making?Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-75029/Turtle-With-A-Shoe-Fetish-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75029.jpgTurtle With A Shoe Fetish - OMG!This is the classic story of turtle meets shoe, turtle humps shoe & shoe has to put up with it! Poor innocent hiking shoe, I think I may have to report this turtle to the police for molestation! And what's with the weird noise it keeps making?FunnyTurtle,With,Shoe,Fetish,OMGMon, 29 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/74770/Turtle-Chases-Dog-WTF.htmlHahaha that little turtle sure can move pretty damn fast. If a burgler was to break into this house the turtle would see him off.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-74770/Turtle-Chases-Dog-WTF.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74770.jpgTurtle Chases Dog - WTF?Hahaha that little turtle sure can move pretty damn fast. If a burgler was to break into this house the turtle would see him off.FunnyTurtle,Chases,Dog,WTFWed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/74468/Turtle-Pigeon-Nomage-OMFG.htmlHoly freakin' Christ! This turtle seems a bit confused as to what reptile he is, he's swimming about like he's a badass crocodile or something. However, on the bright side, that means one less flying rat on the planet!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-74468/Turtle-Pigeon-Nomage-OMFG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74468.jpgTurtle Pigeon Nomage - OMFG!Holy freakin' Christ! This turtle seems a bit confused as to what reptile he is, he's swimming about like he's a badass crocodile or something. However, on the bright side, that means one less flying rat on the planet!EntertainmentTurtle,Pigeon,Nomage,OMFGFri, 13 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/69634/Turtle-Humps-Shoe.htmlThis is the classic story of turtle meets shoe, turtle humps shoe & shoe has to put up with it! Poor innocent hiking shoe, I think I may have to report this turtle to the police for molestation! And what's with the weird noise it keeps making? LOLFunnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-69634/Turtle-Humps-Shoe.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69634.jpgTurtle Humps ShoeThis is the classic story of turtle meets shoe, turtle humps shoe & shoe has to put up with it! Poor innocent hiking shoe, I think I may have to report this turtle to the police for molestation! And what's with the weird noise it keeps making? LOLFunnyTurtle,Humps,ShoeFri, 19 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/67083/Ninja-Turtle-Arrest.htmlFunnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-67083/Ninja-Turtle-Arrest.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/67083.jpgNinja Turtle ArrestFunnyNinja,Turtle,ArrestTue, 20 May 2008 11:12:35 -0400http://www.abum.com/65066/Army-Turtle.htmlFunnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-65066/Army-Turtle.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/65066.jpgArmy TurtleFunnyArmy,TurtleMon, 17 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/61621/Guy-can-t-afford-a-dog-so-he-teaches-his-turtle-to-do-tricks.htmlRoll over, play dead, this is one smart turtle!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-61621/Guy-can-t-afford-a-dog-so-he-teaches-his-turtle-to-do-tricks.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61621.jpgGuy can't afford a dog, so he teaches his turtle to do tricksRoll over, play dead, this is one smart turtle!Entertainmentturtle,tricks,animal