<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny security - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny security - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 25 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 25 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Security Camera Catch a Gem</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92917/Security-Camera-Catch-a-Gem.html</link><description>This FedEx van driver has started his day in the worst way possible, but on the plus side he&#039;s certainly given these neighborhood dogs an entertaining show—and they&#039;ve got front row seats too.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92917/Security-Camera-Catch-a-Gem.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92917.jpg</image><media:title>Security Camera Catch a Gem</media:title><media:description>This FedEx van driver has started his day in the worst way possible, but on the plus side he&#039;s certainly given these neighborhood dogs an entertaining show—and they&#039;ve got front row seats too.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Security,Camera,Catch,Gem</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92917.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 25 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>The Bella Twins Help Jimmy Prank Security Guard Adelina</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91586/The-Bella-Twins-Help-Jimmy-Prank-Security-Guard-Adelina.html</link><description>Jimmy Kimmel gets The Bella Twins, Nikki Bella and Brie Bella, to come on his show and help prank one of his slightly &quot;off&quot; staff members.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91586/The-Bella-Twins-Help-Jimmy-Prank-Security-Guard-Adelina.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91586.jpg</image><media:title>The Bella Twins Help Jimmy Prank Security Guard Adelina</media:title><media:description>Jimmy Kimmel gets The Bella Twins, Nikki Bella and Brie Bella, to come on his show and help prank one of his slightly &quot;off&quot; staff members.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>The,Bella,Twins,Help,Jimmy,Prank,Security,Guard,Adelina</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91586.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Fat Security Guard Vs Skaters</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81607/Fat-Security-Guard-Vs-Skaters.html</link><description>A fat security guard, with zero driving skills (and a vehicle that would put anyone to shame), attacks a bunch of skaters for trespassing then apologizes for overreacting. 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Stay classy.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79291/Stripped-in-Oklahoma-City-Airport-Security.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79291.jpg</image><media:title>Stripped in Oklahoma City Airport Security</media:title><media:description>There&#039;s a dark side to the airport scanners, namely watching your wife&#039;s love-zones get felt up by burly men, but every cloud has a silver lining. And the upside of the scanners is near-naked blonde women with poodles being wheel-chaired through airports. 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