<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny lines - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny lines - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>The Worst 100 Pick-Up Lines</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94358/The-Worst-100-Pick-Up-Lines.html</link><description>WARNING: Do not try this at home, or anywhere! Now, you know what reaction you&#039;ll get when you try. So don&#039;t try these lines! 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Big butts, skinny butts, butts with big hips or with big thighs. Then let Karl Gude be your tutor. He&#039;s definitely not high.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91783/Draw-Great-Butts-with-Just-5-Lines.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91783.jpg</image><media:title>Draw Great Butts with Just 5 Lines</media:title><media:description>You wanna draw great butts? Big butts, skinny butts, butts with big hips or with big thighs. Then let Karl Gude be your tutor. 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This guy takes to the streets and starts using their lyrics on random girls to see if he’ll have them fighting to go out with him.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87602/Blink-182-Pick-Up-Lines.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87602.jpg</image><media:title>Blink-182 Pick Up Lines</media:title><media:description>If you were ever wondering how using Blink-182 lyrics to pick up girls might work, then here’s your answer. 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