<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny master - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny master - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:11 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:11 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:05:09 -0500</pubDate><title>Master Bait and Tackle</title><link>http://www.abum.com/1450/Master-Bait-and-Tackle.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-1450/Master-Bait-and-Tackle.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1450.jpg</image><media:title>Master Bait and Tackle</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>master,bait,tackle</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1450.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:00:11 -0400</pubDate><title>Master Blaster</title><link>http://www.abum.com/5384/Master-Blaster.html</link><description>Flying cars weren&#039;t a reality until these guys decided to strap some rockets on and just see what happened. Viva science!  	</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-5384/Master-Blaster.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/5384.jpg</image><media:title>Master Blaster</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/5384.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="132" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Flying cars weren&#039;t a reality until these guys decided to strap some rockets on and just see what happened. Viva science!  	</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>master,blaster</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/5384.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2004 00:00:05 -0500</pubDate><title>Bow before your robot master, children!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/666/Bow-before-your-robot-master-children.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-666/Bow-before-your-robot-master-children.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/666.jpg</image><media:title>Bow before your robot master, children!</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>bow,robot,master,children</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/666.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2005 00:00:07 -0500</pubDate><title>Hooded winter jacket with large inside pocket to conceal identity &amp; carry gun:

$65.00
 


9 mm Handgun purchased from Ray Jay up the block:   

$150.00
 


Failure to master proper weapon retention during your planned armed robbery:   

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$65.00
 


9 mm Handgun purchased from Ray Jay up the block:   

$150.00
 


Failure to master proper weapon retention during your planned armed robbery:   

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